Dee was leaving this morning. I noticed a knife tucked in their boot.
D:”Yeah I keep in there because I doubt I’ll ever have to use it, but It’s good to have in case I have to stab anybody.”
H:”Yeah, or if you have a sweet hangout that results on a curbside dinner where you buy crackers and cheese and need to slice the cheese to put on the crackers.”
D:”…..”
D:”…Yeah. or that.”

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